Better sperm. Better

Evidence-based sperm health from a dietitian, for the half of the equation nobody’s been watching. No shame. No bro science.

Here for him? Send it to him

50% of the equation.
Not 50% of the preparation.

It’s fertility nutrition, but finally for him.

Sperm is half the story

He’s 50% of the equation, so everything here is built for him. Written for blokes, practical, and a bit of a laugh, so he actually reads it.

We referee the noise

Ice baths, ashwagandha, semen retention. A qualified dietitian checks the evidence and gives every trend a verdict, so you stop spending time and money on hype.

Good, better, best

No 40-rule overhaul. Every change is ranked, so you can start wherever you’re at and level up from there.

How to train your sperm

What’s your Sperm Score?

17 questions. 3 minutes. One score out of 100.

Find out which level your swimmers are at, from Floaties to Elite Swimmers. Then get your three weakest areas and exactly what to do about each, ranked good, better, best.

Floaties Doggy Paddle Swimming Laps Strong Swimmers Elite Swimmers

Heads up: when we say swimmers, we mean sperm.

It’s a habits score, not a sperm test. It tells you what to work on, not what’s in the sample.

“This is great, super simple, quick and I know exactly what I should do.”

— Sperm Score test user

The Fact Sheet

Don’t Ice Your Balls
(and 11 Other Sperm Health Myths)

For nights when you’ve watched three spermmaxxing videos back to back and still don’t know who to believe, this Fact Sheet gives you a straight answer.

It puts 12 of the internet’s favourite sperm health claims through the evidence. Ice baths, testosterone, ashwagandha, weed, saunas and more. Say hello to knowing what’s worth doing, and goodbye to guessing.

A verdict on every myth — proven, half right, or bin it
Good, better, best steps so you can start tonight
What to do instead — not just what to stop

“Who would have thought I could have a good laugh with health-based education.”

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Ladies

Doing the research for both of you?

If you’ve been carrying this on your own, I see you. You shouldn’t have to manage his body as well as your own.

Send him the Sperm Score. It comes from you, takes him 3 minutes, and the score does the motivating.

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Hey, I’m Rach

Dietitian. Mum of four. Referee for the half of the equation nobody’s been watching.

When my husband and I started preparing for our first baby, every conversation was about me. His plan was a few less beers. A solid start but not the whole plan. And every time I came back with something new, he asked the same thing:

“Okay, but will this actually improve our chances?”

That question became Babe Nutrition.

Accredited Practising Dietitian with 10 years across public hospitals, GP clinics and private practice. Trained in pregnancy and fertility dietetics through ELNA Australia.

Read my story

Will this actually improve our chances?

That’s the only question we answer. Start with your score.

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